The Many Faces of Ron Swanson

smell it

sweetpea-lo asked: wen i saw your picture i was like whoa. you kind of look like andy from parks & rec mostly b/c of how your beards are. lol

i was wondering how old are you btw?

i am 25 years old! positively ancient.

i’m flattered by all the feedback from y’all. might i recommend you follow / comment through grandandnoble and ataxiwardance.

i really don’t want to interrupt the PnR love any more than necessary.

anitadoeswhatshewants asked: Handsome, has good taste, and makes good music? Let's be boyfriend/girlfriend.

well aren’t you a charmer?

PLEASE feel free to reblog any and all content from grandandnoble as well as ataxiwardance. it would mean a lot to me and the boys.

hugz for my thugz,

sk

peacedrums asked: Hey man,
After seeing your post about your band, I thought 'sure, why not' and gave it a listen. So I downloaded it and I'm really liking it - the opening track especially.
And the cover is really suave.
Awesome.

hey!

that’s very kind of you sir! i you like the album, PLEASE feel free to reblog our posts, like us on facebook or just keep listening.

i just checked your tumblr out, preeeeeeeeeetty awesome. especially that Annie Clark photo. *phew* my heart is all aflutter.

have a good one,

sk

Anonymous asked: wow, you're a hottie.

OH WHY THANK YOU ANON. MOAR PICS CAN BE FOUND HERE AND HERE.

<3 u 4 eva

grandandnoble:

ataxiwardance:

An Elementary Primer on Grand & Noble

extremely condensed and censored for people of delicate sensibilities

so. let’s start with the beginning.

the very talented Jon Elling (pictured above right) and i met around two years ago. it’s funny to think how close we’ve become since then given that we’re both borderline misanthropes and initially bonded through commiseration over how difficult it was to find someone competent, capable and compositionally clever enough to write music with. then in a flash a real genius, we realized that Jon was a damn good singer / songwriter and i was… SOMETHING of a composer. Jon and i eventually nick named each other “The Talent” and “Natch” respectively. we’re cute like that.

so for a while we rocked out as a duo. we played a few two man shows at Gallery Cabaret, art gallery house parties and assorted bars. eventually a name besides “Jon and Scott” was needed, so after much soul searching and metacritical analysis of ampersands, phonemes and language itself we decided on Grand & Noble. even in those early days our material then was pretty sexy. we had a few Wilco /Leadbelly / Simpsons covers under our belt and written some of the best original songs the courts in the country prohibit us from playing live.

after a bit, we started to really gel as a songwriting pair. something akin to a certain famous songwriting British duo of Benjamin Britten and Peter Pears. we thought we had something good going and wanted to add a bassist. technically i played bass but it is somewhat difficult to handle while simultaneously playing piano.  we jammed with a swell fellow named Mark Huntington but unfortunately it did not work out.

what DID work out was the acquisition of one Matthew Tanaka shortly afterwards. a very quiet man, the best Jon and I could figure out about Tanaka was that he was infinitely more talented than either of us and had mysterious, possibly criminal, connections to Hong Kong.

for the next few months we continued to write original material and go through through bassists like novelty twitter accounts. we were blessed to have briefly kept the company of both Chris Davies and Blake Panas during this period. both champion class musicians / human beings that were tore away from us by the great evils of rock band cohesion: moving and god. eventually we hooked up with the very talented Ben Janik. this was initially unnerving for me because, as we swapped stories and got to know one another, it became apparent that Ben and i had lived just around the corner from one another for the majority of our adult lives. i’ll spare you the details but i assure you some truly strange things happened in Kalamazoo, MI.

after recruiting Ben, there were many more awkward bumps in our path but it eventually led us to a studio. we recorded the first part of the album at the lost art school boys loft / tree house near that prison on Campbell and the second part at the much nicer and more accommodating “In Vault Laboratories” on the northside of Chicago. which, to myself, remains one of the coolest places on the planet. after that it was all photo shoots, mastering and champagne hot tubs.

anywho, this little story omits massive amounts of rooftop birthday parties, heavy drinking in over 15 of Chicago’s 50 community areas and the insufferable stench of our main practice room but it gives you an idea of how this little Grand & Noble thing came to be. i’ll make a point to share stories on my LSAT / bass anxiety, the mundane horrors of band logistics and why i’m not nearly as nice of a person when it comes to someone threatening to fuck my music up later.

<3

ataxiwardance

JONATHAN ELLING: lead vocals, rhythm guitar

SCOTT KANE: piano, keys, bass, string arrangements, backing vocals

MATTHEW TANAKA: drums and backing vocals

BEN JANIK: lead guitar

based on a true events.

a brief introduction to the band.

ataxiwardance

grandandnoble:

Grand & Noble - Self Titled

1. Hellcats - because it’s right to tell our stories

2. Cable Goes Dark - you childish man

3. This Light - all the things we said we’d do

4. Paris - feel the heat now, feel the friction

5. Episcopal - smarter than she could forget

6. Effigy - good at everything but modesty

7. Bone Church - boy you’d better learn about the smallest of things

8. Delicate Boy - home-grown heirloom oolong leaves

9. Statuettes - getting better at making the same mistakes

10. Send Me On My Way (featuring Rachel Sarah Thomas of Automata) - is this what you wanted?

so, here’s the formal tracklist from the album. you can click HERE to listen / download it in it’s entirety for free. 

after listening to these songs several thousand times in the last year, a few of Jon’s lyrics started sticking with me. . we flirted with the idea of subtitling each track with an extracted line of my selection from Jon’s fine writing a la “Hail To The Thief”. though we ended up scrapping the idea but i thought i’d include them here for your perusal.

hello Parks and Recreation enthusiasts,

you may not be aware of this but ParkandRecGifs is run (admittedly poorly) by a single man. that man is me, Scott “ataxiwardance” Kane. i’m the fellow on the right in that there photo above. pleasure to meet you too.

my band Grand & Noble just independently released our self-titled debut album. it’s been my pleasure to serve up the latest and greatest of Parks and Recreaion gifs to you for the last year and now i’d like to ask you to take a minute to listen and download our music for FREE. we’re from Chicago, IL. we rock hard. we have our own tumblr as well.

that’s prolly all you need to know to get started.

i started this blog largely as an exercise in mirth and social experimentation reacting to Aziz Ansari’s amusement at a Ron Swanson gif some time ago. Aziz is a favorite comic of mine and as an occasional frequenter of the Whistler in Logan Square, i knew i couldn’t let him down. so if you, or Aziz, are able to spare a moment listening to Grand & Noble’s debut album, it would be much appreciated.

also, feel free to suggest to Mr. Ansari that some of our tracks might make for a good addition to Parks and Recreation’s upcoming fourth season.

warm regards,

scott kane